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Top 10 Criminal Minds happiest moments as voted by my followers:

10.  Physics Magic in Profiler, Profiled

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

wickedclothes:

Harry Potter Felix Felicis / Liquid Luck Necklace

Boost your luck a bit with a small dose of Felix Felicis, the famous liquid luck potion. Warning: may cause giddiness, recklessness, and dangerous overconfidence. Hung on a 16” chain. Sold on Etsy.

modifiedmuggles:

once-a-fetus:

godtbh:

aholelife:

This is a friend of mine. 15th September 2014

Holy mother of God

Ohmyfuck

Dapper

modifiedmuggles:

once-a-fetus:

godtbh:

aholelife:

This is a friend of mine.
15th September 2014

Holy mother of God

Ohmyfuck

Dapper

I saw my earlier selves as different people, acquaintances I had outgrown. I wondered how I could ever have been some of them.
Roger Zelazny, The Courts of Chaos (via creatingaquietmind)
save-mefrom-sinking:

hatchworthsmoustache:

snowbouquet:

Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.




Am I the only one who notices the ducks shits

save-mefrom-sinking:

hatchworthsmoustache:

snowbouquet:

Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.

Am I the only one who notices the ducks shits

putyourdreamstobed:

onlylolgifs:

video

Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy. 

celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently.
Unknown  (via 1112pm)
relahvant:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

So it’s real

relahvant:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

So it’s real

crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS