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burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

  • Friend:

    what time do you usually go to bed?

  • Me:

    10:30ish sometimes 4

twodoorcinemaclubsoda:

Why do men think women are angry just on their period?

I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me

chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

m-e-ghan:

Visited the house where Psycho was filmed when I was younger. Found this today in one of our photo albums.

m-e-ghan:

Visited the house where Psycho was filmed when I was younger. Found this today in one of our photo albums.

“If she turns around to look before she gets on, I’ll be okay.”

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

ihartgrace:

"If you were a drag queen, what would your stage name be and what would your routine be like?" "Well, I have it all planned out."

nottoodeep.com

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS POINT TO THE POINT OF COMBUSTION

awkwardlymajestic:

My everyday thought

awkwardlymajestic:

My everyday thought